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Thursday, April 14, 2011

Porn boobs

So, someone posted on my bmb about how their breasts are becoming like those of which you would see on pornstars, which got me thinking..... so I looked down at my once 34D boobs and noticed I have a third one growing in there. WTF!!!! When did this happen?

Apparently when I put my bra on in the morning it's ok, but as the boobies shift, the third one sprouts haha Ok so maybe it's not that bad, but it is without a doubt time to go bra shopping! I've heard it gets the worst towards the end, and even more so once the baby is born... I have a feeling I will be shopping in the mid alphabet section for sizes :/

At least the hubs is excited :)

-Papps

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KaraApril 14, 2011 at 8:59 PM
As a large A small B woman, I cant WAIT for this to happen to me haha! Sorry youre having to buy new bras though!! I hate bra shopping. Blagh!
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mari2003/ TwinskMamaApril 15, 2011 at 5:07 AM
LMAO! This never happened to me. I am a full C and grew a little, but not enough for a D cup. so I went up for a 34 to a 36. Not even with the milk has this gone up! haha I guess it doesn't happen to everyone.
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MelApril 15, 2011 at 10:29 AM
*tapping foot* yeah...Im still waiting for this to happen!! :(
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JENN April 15, 2011 at 8:31 PM
Hahah! I literally laughed out loud when you said the third boob "sprouted"...LMAO!
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Thursday, April 14, 2011

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